"i’m glad republicans haven’t scaled back on the dickishness"
juan
Writing this down so I can laugh about it again later.

Lisa and I are standing in line at Chipotle and she’s talking about how the last time she wanted to go to Chipotle, a certain someone she was with didn’t want to go inside the restaurant:

Lisa: He was wearing sweats, and he didn’t want to go inside with them on… especially because they didn’t even match, because he had on a BLACK sweatshirt and BLUE sweatpants!

Me: Uhhh… [My attire: black sweatpants, blue sweatshirt]

Lisa: Oh! I mean, no, you look cute…

In my defense, it was CHIPOTLE. Also: PADOW.

bluthcompany:
The original bromance.


GET READY.

bluthcompany:

The original bromance.

GET READY.

"Allen iverson cut off his braids, dam hes cute, lol,"
THE_REAL_SHAQ (yes, it’s really him)

mashable:

We know that Twitter is growing like crazy, and Facebook is continuing to do more with its Status Update feature. But just how many people are broadcasting what they’re doing on the Web?…

We are a planet of self-important people.

Get over how gimmicky this is and then change the world.

"Is that the one with William Shatner?"
— My cute little Polish grandma. We were out to a family dinner and talking about The Office. Close, Grandma. Very close.
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

A plus D - Stardust Kids (David Bowie vs. MGMT)

This is just perfect in every way. (Via The Hype Machine via Sean)

Camera Bag app for iPhone is really fun, and only $2.99. And no — I have no idea why I’m always shilling for Apple.
P.S. Randi, that pic of my new Chucks is for you.

Camera Bag app for iPhone is really fun, and only $2.99. And no — I have no idea why I’m always shilling for Apple.

P.S. Randi, that pic of my new Chucks is for you.

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