Bonita and the Blog

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Apr 25th

“We all getting ready to go to war, man. White Out....”
—  Andray Blatche

Apr 25th

“The criminal complaint says the officer at the scene was...”
— NY Post

Apr 20th

Randi: i just realized my dad did my taxes so he gets to reap the benefits off my tax returns
me: why would that mean he gets your returns
Randi: i dont know
Randi: i truly do not know
me: yeah, it doesnt mean that
Randi: ok

Apr 12th

Look, I know I’m a crazy dog lady but she’s the...

Apr 9th

I wasted approx. 4 hours of my life...

Me: i'm sitting in a room with a bunch of people who just paid 60 bucks to watch wrestlemania
Jeff: you could have tightened that sentence to "i'm sitting in a room with a bunch of idiots"

Apr 2nd

Swoon.

Apr 1st

Happy third birthday to the strangest creature on the planet...

Apr 1st

“Bonita, Mark showed me your blog web site on the Web.”
— D. Blue

Apr 1st