About a month ago...
Josh: It's not fair. My brother got the dancing skills and the good looks, and all I got was.... ....Cait: The extra chromosome?
Mar 2nd
Tonight...
Me: Remember that thing you said like a month ago?Cait: Yes.
Me: That was my favorite thing you've ever said.
Cait: I know... I wish there were more people around to hear it.
Me: I'm gonna blog it.
Mar 2nd
A common theme
Why is it that every one of my favorite TV shows has a storyline involving a hispanic guy being...
Mar 2nd
I'm a dog I'm a dog I'm a dog I'm a dog.
There’s this girl I know who has a dog. It’s a really ugly, stupid, drooly mutt, but...
Mar 2nd
Did you know that orangutans can have...
When I was sick last week, I watched Animal Planet for 72 hours straight. For real. I know...
Mar 1st
“I mean, she barely has a face. You couldn’t pick her out of...”
— Maeby Funke
— Maeby Funke
Feb 29th
Watch
Feb 25th
"Good Day to You"
Every Saturday as I leave for work, I cross paths with a little old man the way to the stairwell. ...
Feb 24th
“She’s the perfect celebrity for America in decline:...”
— The Tragedy of Britney Spears
— The Tragedy of Britney Spears
Feb 23rd
Dream vacation.
Feb 22nd
Looking out the window at the Bethesda Library.
Feb 22nd
Watch
Charlie Bit Me…remixed
Feb 8th
Why I Want British Kids
Feb 8th